Election

Bribery

• Lootboxes: Allow betting for votes.
• Make Laws: Write down the rules of the game.
• We Do A Little Losing: Recognize the losingest teams with an underbracket.

Treasure

• Dave: The worst stat on your team is set to 4.5.
• Nice: Boost your worst player by 0.69 in every stat.
• Vengabus: All your team's stats are boosted by your team's losses * 0.005.
• Shared Training: All teams in your division get +0.3 in each stat on each player.
• Theft: Your worst player steals 0.3 in every stat from the champion team's best player.

Coaching

• Please Block Shots: Move your team's best defensive player to goalie and give them the Locked mod.
• Please Win Faceoffs: Move your team's player best offensive player to center and give them the Locked mod.
• Draft: Add a new random player to your shadows.
• Small Gamble: All your team's stats go up or down by 0.5 at random.
• Big Gamble: All your team's stats go up or down by 1.0 at random.
• Clock Wise: Rotate each player on the roster to the position clockwise of them.
• Clock Unwise: Rotate each player on the roster to the position counterclockwise of them.

Previous Season Election Results

votes cast: 122

Bribery (38 votes)

• Winning bribe: Lootboxes (22 votes)

Treasure (55 votes)

• Dave: Nice Backflippers (4 votes / 14 total)
  team with most votes: Kópavogur Seals (6 votes)
• Nice: Pica Acid (2 votes / 8 total)
  team with most votes: Sydney Thinkers (3 votes)
• Vengabus: Dawson City Impostors (7 votes / 17 total)
• Shared Training: Baden Hallucinations (Wet Warm) (1 vote / 12 total)
  team with most votes: Kyoto Payphones (4 votes)
• Theft: Baghdad Abacuses (1 vote / 4 total)

Coaching (27 votes)

• Antalya Pirates: Please Win Faceoffs (1 vote / 3 total)
• Baden Hallucinations: Please Block Shots (1 vote / 1 total)
• Kópavogur Seals: Please Win Faceoffs (0 votes / 0 total)
• Lagos Soup: Big Gamble (0 votes / 0 total)
• Pica Acid: Please Win Faceoffs (0 votes / 0 total)
• Dawson City Impostors: Please Win Faceoffs (4 votes / 5 total)
• Erlangen Ohms: Please Block Shots (1 vote / 1 total)
• Pompei Eruptions: Small Gamble (0 votes / 0 total)
• Rio de Janeiro Directors: Please Block Shots (1 vote / 1 total)
• Wyrzysk Rockets: Please Block Shots (2 votes / 2 total)
• Cape Town Transplants: Please Block Shots (3 votes / 3 total)
• Manbij Fish: Please Block Shots (0 votes / 0 total)
• Nagqu Paint: Please Win Faceoffs (1 vote / 1 total)
• Nice Backflippers: Please Win Faceoffs (1 vote / 1 total)
• Orcadas Base Fog: Big Gamble (1 vote / 1 total)
• Baghdad Abacuses: Please Win Faceoffs (0 votes / 0 total)
• Jakarta Architects: Clock Unwise (0 votes / 0 total)
• Kyoto Payphones: Big Gamble (6 votes / 6 total)
• Stony Brook Reapers: Please Block Shots (2 votes / 3 total)
• Sydney Thinkers: Draft (1 vote / 1 total)